Rapunzel

Once upon a time there was a young woman named Rap, who, because of horrifying childcare loopholes, lived in a locked attic studio with an old bitch of an aunt.

Lille Havfrue (Little Mermaid)

Once upon a time there was a young woman named Lille who lifeguarded on the beach every summer.

Schneewittchen (Snow-White)

Once upon a time there was a girl named Wittchen who was as pale as a ghost.

Aschenputtel (Cinderella)

Once upon a time there was a young woman named Aschen